The World of Brocade Guards: I Have a System

I'm a member of the Embroidered Guard, but my golden finger System keeps forcing me to take on missions.

No criminal in the land can escape my pursuit, because I have a golden finger.

The King of Hell says you'll die at the third watch, and you won't live to see the fourth;

I, Yang Xiao, say you won't escape me tomorrow, so I'll haul you into prison today.

The emperor says, “Yang, you truly are the bedrock of my empire!”

The directors of the Eastern and Western Depots say nervously, “Be careful who you cross from now on. Don't provoke the King of Hell, Yang.”

The commander of the Embroidered Guard says with satisfaction, “From now on, any job the Depot agents can't handle, our Embroidered Guard can take care of.”

The chief constable of the Six Fan Gate says anxiously, “Your Excellency, that scoundrel Yang Xiao has stolen another one of our cases.”