I Sell Capsules in Honkai Impact 3rd, and the Valkyries Have All Gone Mad

After transmigrating to the Honkai world, Lin Tian becomes a jar merchant, selling jars filled with all kinds of treasures.

Lin Tian: “Divine weapons, mysterious techniques, rare treasures. I’ve got it all. Buy one and you’re sure to come out ahead.”

Theresa: “If you sell them without any limits, I’ll give you everything I own, even myself!”

Kiana: “A Gum-Gum Fruit? What kind of magic is this?”

Mei: “A kekkei genkai? Oh my god! What am I looking at? This ninjutsu is amazing!”

Himeko: “A Snow-Drinking Saber? What a wild name! I like it!”

Fu Hua: “Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Origin? What kind of sword technique defies the heavens like this?”

Yae Sakura: “If I let you stroke my ears a little more, will you sell me another jar?”

Bronya, Elysia, Seele, and the rest keep joining the line of familiar faces coming to buy jars. Lin Tian can only stare helplessly.

Lin Tian: “Today you buy them all out, tomorrow she buys them all out. If you all keep doing this, how am I supposed to sell any jars?”