The Dog's Yin-Yang Eyes

At seven, I unexpectedly lost my eyes. My grandfather gave me Dahuang’s eyes. At fourteen, I became Uncle Zhong’s disciple. By nineteen, I had mastered my craft. They called me Dog-Eyed Yangyang!

With Dog-Eyed Yangyang, Heaven and Earth are in sight; the Underworld gives talismans to those who can command ghosts. Ten miles of peach blossoms, ten thousand miles of souls; on the fourteenth day of the seventh month, ghosts light the lanterns! Yin and Yang can send ghosts and gods away, but they can also summon spirits to haunt you. Do no evil, for the gods are watching from three feet above your head!

(This story is entirely fictional.)