The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: The Psychiatric Patient Who Always Wants to Flip the Table

Rookie writer + original settings + overpowered cheat king + female lead with no CP + OOC

Synopsis:

After the veteran System 007 is set up by its nemesis, it gets bound to a mentally ill Host. Figuring it will get revenge and retire once it has finished guiding this Host, System 007 decides to just wing it. So what if the Host is mentally ill? With a pro like me around, it shouldn’t be a problem… Right? Not a problem? It’s a huge problem! That black sesame paste who set it up is dead meat once it gets back!

System 007: “Host, snap out of it. It’s time to do the mission.”

Lin Xi (spacing out) (a while later): “Huh? What did you say?”

System: “Host, you can’t eat that! Ahhh!”

Lin Xi (chewing) (spits out the calyx and eats all the petals): “But it looks so tasty.”

Wu Xie: “There’s seriously something wrong with this person.”

Zhang Qiling: “The kid’s not quite right in the head. We need to protect her.”

Pangzi: “This girl’s awesome. I’m claiming her as my backer. I’m great at raising kids!”

Hei Xiazi: “Hey, Dumbass No. 2!” Later: “Xi Bao, take a look at me, will you? I’m a really good guy ⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎”

Xie Yuchen: “She’s even richer than I am. Damn it, I should take her home |ω·)”

Not long after, Lin Xi (thinking) (gets an idea) (asks the System): “They seem to be able to hear my thoughts. What’s going on?”

System ∑(O_O;) (playing dumb): “I have no idea, Host. Maybe there’s a bug?”

I’m a total newbie, and this is my first time writing. Hehe. I don’t have an outline or anything, I just write whatever comes to mind.