Urban! I'll Start the Cheats, You Take the Side Effects

Lin Beixuan of Haitian High School obtained a Divine Side Effects System.

Any aftereffects from taking pills could be transferred to someone else.

One day, Lin Beixuan was kicked out of the gifted class and placed in the dud-pill class.

But after joining, he discovered something terrifying.

"What? We can eat as many dud pills as we want here?"

"Dud pills work even better than regular pills, but the side effects are worse."

"Teacher, does anyone eat this whole barrel of dud pills?"

After ten years as head teacher of the dud-pill class, this was the first time he'd met a student as funny as Lin Beixuan.

"Haha, sure, go ahead and eat them by the barrel."

He thought the boy was joking, until Lin Beixuan grabbed a huge iron ladle and started shoveling pills into his mouth.

The teacher went crazy. "Wait, you're actually eating them by the barrel?"

The students went crazy. "Why is my cultivation dropping by the second?"

And the dud-pill class had even more perks.

The school's cultivation techniques were divided into nine ranks. Only those who accumulated 500,000 credits could learn the top techniques.

But the dud-pill class could only cultivate overbearing demonic arts.

And a hundred thousand volumes of techniques were free to choose from, cheaper than vegetables at a market.

The Blood Refining Art ignored talent and traded lifespan for strength.

Lin Beixuan: "I'll cultivate it!"

The demon clan's luck-blessed ancient turtle: "Damn, I've been sleeping terribly lately."

The Seven Kill Fist multiplied the damage of every attack, but dealt three times the damage to its user.

"I'll train in it!"

The Western Vajra Arhat: "I'm already an Arhat, so why am I still getting hives?"