I wish
I could make rivers flow backward, fish bury themselves in the earth, snow fall in June, and flowers drift to the edge of the sky.
"What kind of joke is that?!"
It's no joke. Do you know, Xiao Hei? My power is prophecy.
Thousands of years later
"A Bai, why didn't I listen to you back then?"
(Watching the humans below who liked her,
Shou Bai shuddered and said, "This is bad, Xiao Hei. The little ants are trying to gross me out to death. How malicious!"
Piao Hei was confused and utterly shocked. "What?! Why would they like you?!"
Shou Bai narrowed her eyes and gave it a dangerous look. "What do you mean by that? Do you want to die?"
"No, no. They just have a discerning eye for talent (and pigs).")
