
You're a Dragon and I'm a Phoenix, We're the Best, Messing up the Courtyard
你卧龙我凤雏,极品搅混大杂院
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- Modern Romance
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- Period Fiction
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- Female
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- 8mo ago
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Explore more →A Story About the Time When People Worked in the Iron Industry. Their Parents Worked in a Steel Factory or Something, and They Lived in a Family Home.
Don't be the kind of person who goes to the countryside to become an educated youth.
Is There Any Chronicle That Is Low-Key and Does Not Downgrade Wisdom? the Kind Where You Eat and Drink Every Day Is Not Necessary.
Want to watch movies similar to "Helping Others?" It's better to fulfill yourself" book. Period novel, heroine, it doesn't matter whether she time travels or has a golden finger, she's not brainless, she's not too high-profile, what's most annoying is the kind of thing where people have to cook outside and have to cook outside every day even though there's space for people to enter.
Chronicles, Don't Go to the Countryside, Have a Job, Short Daily Essays for Parents
In the 1950s, 1970s and 1970s, those who did not go to the countryside would work in factories and get jobs.
I Beg the Protagonist to Watch the Drama and Not Take the Initiative to Interfere with the Original Plot of the Novel. the Protagonist Will Eat the Melon.
In the era, all kinds of Qing Dynasty romances are acceptable. The protagonists are in books and plots. They don't take the initiative to cause trouble. They don't blackmail the original male and female protagonists. They can be used with or without CP. They don't want to be in love.
Only These Three Ancient Novels Can Be Crowned Gods. If You Don't Accept It, Come and Fight!
Chronology. . . .
A Piece of Historical Literature That Does Not Help the Poor but Is Selfish and Stingy
I really hate the behavior of helping the poor at every turn. I feel that the heroine's golden finger is to serve the hero's family. 🤗🤗I hope the heroine is a lone wolf
Looking for Articles About the Old Beijing Era, About Living a Plain Life
Don't be awesome, don't change the world, just like salted fish, it's best to be with the same people
Funny! ! Super Funny! ! I'll Laugh to Death After Reading the Whole Book Hahahaha
I want to see content similar to "Epidemic, all epileptic, epileptic point is better". The heroine never wants to internalize herself, she just wants to kill others. Both the male and female protagonists are super good at making things happen. When no one else can get what the heroine has, only the male protagonist can get it (actually, she is trying her best to make fun of her behind her back).
There Was No Going to the Countryside, No Black Market, No Cheating, No Military Marriage, No Top Quality
I Can't Find a Single Article from a Man's Perspective That Doesn't Go to the Countryside in This Era???
Don't go to the countryside, don't go to the countryside, don't go to the countryside, say important things three times!!! It's great to work in the city, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people unwilling to go to the countryside to endure hardships and hard work. No CP is best. The male protagonist can have male friends and female friends. There is no such thing in the text.
Looking for a New Way of Chronology
It's either a black market or people who are fed up with it.
Chronicles! 50 to 80! I Want a Male Lead! the Hero! Don't Be in a Courtyard House!
In Ordinary Life, the Male and Female Protagonists Are Not Very Good, They Are Ordinary and Pyrotechnics.
In the Era, Wen Just Traveled Through Time and Was About to Get Married.
The heroine married the hero just after time travel
Is There Any Kind of Period Literature That Is Not Nymphomaniacal and Does Not Reveal Golden Fingers?
A Book in Which the Protagonist of Siheyuan Is a Girl
Please Be Patient and Have a Small Space for Me.
Is there that kind of passerby Jiawen who lives quietly, has a small space, and is sober in the world, and just likes to be a melon-eater?
Funny Period Article, Very Relaxing, I Kept Laughing in Every Chapter
The Kind That Asks Husband and Wife to Do Something Together and Laugh to Death Without Paying for It!
I want to read a book similar to "Dandy Couple, Beijing Goes Mad". Crazy literature, confuse all sentient beings, everyone is happy!
Are There Any Romance Novels Written from the Male Protagonist's Perspective🙏🏻❤️
I've read a lot of romance novels and found that there are very few written from the male protagonist's perspective 😂 I haven't read any of them hahaha, thank you all for your tweets ❤️
Period Novel, the Heroine Returns from Studying Abroad
I'm Looking for Someone with a Simple Theme of Eating Melons, the Kind Where Everyone Eats Melons, Gossipy Melons
Want to watch something similar to "Eat the Big Melon!" The book "The Paralytic Man Stands Up After Reading My Heart". It's not about the plot. I have personal protection when eating melons. If you have any books, please recommend them to me. There is a shortage of books.













































































































It's good-looking, the male protagonist is sinister, and they are so funny together with the female protagonist. They feel so cute and bad-tempered. The male protagonist secretly causes mischief every time [laughs and cries] [laughs and cries] [laughs and cries]
Not bad, suitable for killing time. Generally speaking, it is just to watch the male and female protagonists eating melon in the courtyard and intercept the opportunity of Hu Yuan and the male and female protagonists. There isn't much plot between the male and female protagonists, it's a group portrait. There are several top-notch families in the compound, "fighting wits and courage" with each other. I feel that except for the male and female protagonists, everyone else is not a normal person, [face covering] However, everyone's personality is quite vivid and three-dimensional. Everyone can have fun watching it.
Except that the male protagonist's affection comes too suddenly, the overall plot points are quite interesting. This book also gave me a very novel feeling after reading it At first glance, all the story directions in the book seem to be related to the male and female protagonists, but in fact they only serve as promoters to make all the stories happen. Like the male and female protagonists, we view all the story lines from the perspective of the masses. Very interesting The people in the village are very real, almost all of them are evil, and the story is very dramatic and exciting. I think it's worth recommending! Nice
I was fooled by the cover, and almost quit because of the ratings. Fortunately, I stayed, the male and female protagonists are so smart. The descriptions described by the neighbors are very real.
It's okay, just... Please be cautious if you are a pure party. The female protagonist is a time traveler with a golden finger, and the male protagonist can be regarded as being reborn in the same place... And the two confessed on their wedding night, but the male protagonist's rebirth can also be said to be a precognitive dream. He has been entangled with the original male and female protagonists in the dream for a lifetime, so it cannot be regarded as unclean. It depends on how you understand it. If you can accept it, you can read it. If you can't, just withdraw it. Okk, skip here, after all, this point has not been mentioned repeatedly. The focus of the plot is actually still on the original male and female protagonists. It is to watch the development of the plot from a sideline perspective, and then cut off the details to destroy the original male and female protagonists, causing the male and female protagonists to go deeper and deeper into a dark road... It has not reached the point of family destruction and death, but watching the rhythm of the male protagonist embarking on the road of no return...
It's good to watch. There are a lot of men in the comment section breaking guard. It's more noisy than in the courtyard. It's good to watch. I love watching it.
Of all the books I have read, this one has the most quality and the most variety. The heroine is like a melon in a melon field. She can magically eat melons wherever she goes. There are only three normal families in the entire compound: the heroine's family, the stingy uncle's family, the housekeeper's family, and the rest are wonderful. When I saw the original male protagonist being forcibly restrained and then caught on the spot, the description almost made me laugh, and my stomach hurt from laughing.
Because of this novel, I read other eras of eating melons, but none of them were as exciting as this one. I really like the characters of the male and female protagonists. The compound is really wonderful [laughing], but the author is too slow [laughing and crying] I have just finished reading dozens of chapters, and it gets more and more funny later on. It made me laugh so hard in the middle of the night [face covering]
That's so interesting. I can recommend one to everyone. It's also a story about a compound called My Mother-in-Law Is Reborn. That one is also very funny.
It's quite good, full of gossip and bloody drama, but there are so many words in each chapter that it makes me dizzy, and I feel like I can't finish it. It's almost a million words, and I haven't eliminated a family in the compound yet. I feel that the hatred is not completely spread, and the revenge is just a small fight, which is not interesting enough to read.
It's okay, it's pretty good-looking, but it's a bit difficult to follow! Author, please give me a boost and update it.
The male and female protagonists are both willing to take revenge when they have a grudge. The two of them are very compatible. They often secretly eat melons together and make sacks on others behind their backs. They feel like playmates who share the same odor. Their lives are very interesting. The female protagonist is very strong and has a carefree personality, while the male protagonist sometimes feels like a spoiled brat, hehe😁
Personally, I think it's pretty good. Except for the relationship between the male and female protagonists at the beginning being a bit stiff, everything else is pretty good. The main plot is about eating melons, and the male and female protagonists are like people who are not involved in the drama. The melons are okay. The rhythm of the whole drama is very smooth. Until the last chapter, the truth about the only melon is revealed, and the conclusion scene comes. It's plain and warm, 🉑.
It's very interesting, and the story is also very interesting. I quite like this kind of interesting short stories about parents, but I don't know if it's because the male protagonist is the main point of view in the beginning, which attracts a lot of bad guys, and I'm afraid that the female protagonist will take advantage of the male protagonist. In the comments to show the sense of presence, the heroine has just been married for three days, and the hero started to criticize the heroine for not having a job while doing housework. The heroine works at home, but they are still criticizing the heroine for not having a job. When the heroine wants to find a job, they ask the author to choose a job for the heroine that is convenient for raising children. Some people also said that the heroine is a rural girl, but the male protagonist is manipulated by a rural girl. It is best that he does not have any rural people in his ancestors, or the food is too full for him. People watching are very speechless. Those who don't know think I am reading on a male channel [smile][smile][smile]
Oh my god! Finally finished reading it, the author's writing is good! All kinds of weird and wonderful products are gathered together. It seems that the male and female protagonists do not have as many roles as those of the old ladies. The male and female protagonists are like crocodiles in the melon field, busy eating all kinds of melons [eating melons] [eating melons] [eating melons] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
Although all the members are top-notch, I like how the conflict between the male and female protagonists and their neighbors is handled. They are not involved in everything, but they are involved in everything. Not deliberate, reversal is not unfamiliar [Like]
So far, it's pretty good-looking. It's a real crowd-pleaser and doesn't get mixed up in much. Unlike other novels that use the slogan of people eating melons, everything is related to the protagonist or the protagonist has to be involved in it.
Yes, the author's writing style is very good. Everyone has flesh and blood. It's much better than those white articles. Come on, I'll give you a five-star review. The low rating may be due to the fact that the main character is unsatisfactory and has a scheming but not ruthless character. The supporting character is the cannon fodder. It's like this because someone calculated it on his face. The couple is just a bad talker and they are lucky and have no connections. It's a pity.
So far, it looks pretty good. The male protagonist is an orphan and the female protagonist's mother has remarried and we don't keep in touch. It's just a bit lacking and not enough to watch. Do you have any recommendations for similar period dramas about Dazayuan that are good-looking? I don't want the male and female protagonists to be Generous Virgin Mary.
It's a very good article. Although there are a lot of top-notch items, but the combat power is not good, it's very enjoyable to read, but it always feels unfinished. Even if the author of the main article doesn't want to write it, there is still a lot to write about the extras.
As a melon-eating book, it's really good, and the melons in it are also very funny. I've seen someone say that all the characters in it are evil, but if they weren't evil, how could they be so amusing? If they had good character, they would be the protagonists. So this is not a problem, the author writes very well
Compound No. 35 Is really magical. Everyone is weirdly different and has their own strangeness. The plot develops very smoothly, and the supporting characters are not forced to set up characters. Moreover, so many things have happened in the past few months. I really want to live in it and watch the gossip like the heroine [Thoughts]
Baby, why don't you continue to update? It's so beautiful. Come back soon for more updates.
It's very good-looking, very good-looking. I just like to watch things like cocks crowing and dogs stealing in large courtyards. Hahaha, the author's writing is wonderful and he laughed the whole time. I feel that this score is low. It is clearly in the top five among the period novels I have read.
It's okay, there are many top-notch products, but they are not from the protagonist's family. The couple enjoys them all the way from beginning to end. There are two favorite points. The male and female protagonists confess to each other from the beginning, which is much better than hesitating and hiding. The other is that the female protagonist gives birth to a daughter, breaking away from the shackles of the female protagonist having to give birth to boys, twins, male twins, and male triplets.
This book is really good to read and the melon is really delicious
It looks good, but the updates are too slow. I feel anxious waiting every day. Save it for a while and watch again.
This large courtyard is really full of the best people, but it is really realistic. There are many such best people in real life. It is recommended not to read it while eating. It is too flavorful. This is a very flavorful novel [laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry]
It's still very fun... Especially when the male and female protagonists do some bad things together... Their cute smiles... The two are so generous... Hahaha! ! The bloody plot and so on... Are all about the supporting roles... The male and female protagonists are always sweet! The most comfortable thing is... No one shamelessly goes to the hero and heroine's house to have dinner... There are no brainless supporting characters clinging to the protagonist...
There are basically three scenes, the courtyard, the toilet, and the hospital. There are too many wonderful scenes, but the relationship between them is very realistic.