Lu Yun was about to be buried alive in the beginning of time travel, and his weaklings were unable to resist.
Just when Lu Yun was desperate, the ordinary natal objects in his Dantian had strange phenomena and gave instructions:
[Escape, stand up, don't lie down]
From then on, Lu Yun began his unorthodox path of spiritual practice:
[I was very moved when I escaped danger, and then refused Master's initiation and teaching!
[Opportunity, help pull out the arrows on your knees and obtain heaven-level skills!
[Escape from danger, refuse the mountain god's gift, and fart.
[Escape from danger, decline the girl's invitation to enter the room, and choose to enter the latrine!
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[When you are out of danger, kneel down immediately, bow your head carefully, salute sincerely, and worship God and Buddha]
Lu Yun smiled faintly, Hai took a sip of wine, held his sword to defeat Qing Ming, and fucked the gods and Buddhas!
