It’s My Fault for Accidentally Playing the Detective Game

The writing is rough, and the plot goes wherever it pleases. The protagonist can't fall in love because the author has never dated, but does love shipping couples. Hehe!

1. Faced with a scene of “lovers” Jinpei Matsuda and Rei Furuya interacting, which the player accidentally stumbles upon.

The player says: “I get it, I get it. May you live happily together for a hundred years, and stay together forever.”

One of the “lovers,” Jinpei Matsuda, says: “Can I beat him up too?”

2. Faced with the legendary, top-tier killer in the business, Gin.

The player says: “What? Gin? Let's give him a challenge.”

Gin says: “What the hell is that? Give it a kick.”

Vermouth says: “It's nice to be young. One moment you're up, the next you're asleep.”

3. Faced with everyone's wild assumptions, the player says: “Overthinking is bad for you. Hope you all become hopeless romantics soon!”