Between Getting Stronger and Getting Prettier, I Choose to Become a Pervert

[Unhinged heroine + sharp-tongued man + transmigrates into a book + wild imagination]

Qing An, a lazy slacker, got caught between going to work and meeting her end. Forced to meet her end, she went to work afterward.

She thought she'd finally be at peace, but then

A voice suddenly rang out in her mind: “Congratulations! You've earned one chance to come back to life!”

“Watch a 30-second ad to revive.” Only then did Qing An remember she was already dead. What the hell was she supposed to revive for?

Qing An: “Can't I just stay dead?”

System: “This time, you can choose the life you want.”

Qing An: “Oh? I want to go from a corporate drone to living like a Roman.”

System: “A suitable life has been selected for you.”

She opened her eyes.

System: “Congratulations, Host. We've matched you with the optimal script. To survive in this world, you must change the plot. Otherwise, you will be erased.”

That was basically beating a dead corpse over and over.

Qing An: “You never told me I'd have KPIs to meet when you sent me here. How about I just die again?”

She couldn't die, so the miserable office worker began an unconventional KPI grind.

Warning: absurd jokes and memes! Pure unhinged nonsense!