The Greedy Merchant’s Daily Life at an Apocalypse Store

“Apocalypse + running a business + System + bizarre items + supernatural powers + no romance + ensemble cast + invincible protagonist + a little bit absurd + self-interest” From the start, Shen Lang tested his luck and drew [Zombie Siege] + [Apocalypse Shop], becoming the apocalypse’s number-one profiteer. He named the shop [Lang Shop], its currency [Lang Bucks], and its items were all shamelessly outrageous. It was the zombie apocalypse, with mutated plants and animals everywhere, but inside the apocalypse shop, life was peaceful because the owner was invincible. Those struggling to survive in the apocalypse could hardly believe their eyes when they saw the shop. They called Shen Lang the light of the end times. As the shop leveled up, all sorts of outrageous items became available, twisting the very way people approached the apocalypse. [Zombie Summoning Card]: Throw the card and shout, “Come forth, Ah Zang!” It randomly summons a zombie, which remains until it dies. (Friendly reminder: the summoned zombie’s level is random. It might be more than you can handle.) [Call Your Enemy Daddy Card]: Hand the card to a zombie with both hands and shout, “Daddy!” The chosen zombie will protect you like a doting father for ten minutes. [Dammit Card]: While carrying this card, shout, “Dammit!” The nearest zombie will be paralyzed for one minute. Several months later, the Zombie King launched a siege with a zombie horde. Countless ability users prepared to fight. Every one of them set out full of fighting spirit, determined to make the Zombie King their daddy! Meanwhile, those with weaker abilities could only rush into the women’s restroom, cry out desperately, “Mom, where are you?” and throw a [Any Woman Who Nurses Me Is My Mother Card]. There’s something seriously wrong with this apocalypse.