It's Just a Stone Monkey, Leave Him Be

[Invincible] [Wish-Fulfillment] [Alternate World] [Innovative] [Crossover] [Humor] [No Saintly Hero] [Conquest] [Unconventional] [Breaks the Mold] [Builds a Following] [Rules the Six Realms] [Strongest Ever] [The Most Famous and Greatest Demon in History]

Guanyin: “Monkey, where's your master?”

Sun Wukong: “Chanting sutras in a brothel!”

Taishang Laojun: “Monkey, where's my ox?”

Sun Wukong: “Eating oranges on my Flower-Fruit Mountain!”

Manjushri Bodhisattva: “Great Sage, where's my lion?”

Sun Wukong: “Didn't see a lion. I only saw a little lion dog. I just butchered it, and there's only one leg left. Want to try some?”

What could a monkey possibly do wrong?

I'm just invincible, that's all. This time, I'm not holding back.

Forget all that social etiquette. My Ruyi Jingu Bang is my courtesy, and my methods are my manners. Anyone who won't listen gets a taste of the staff.

Call me Brother Monkey, but don't fall for me. I'm just a legend!