Jiang Yutong, a master of cultivating immortals, reached the stage of becoming a god, failed to ascend, traveled to modern times, and started an e-sports journey.
Story 1:
Jiang Yutong: Help, I took the second-level exam 4 times. I worship you, suck your luck, and let me pass.
Jian Tonglan: ... Madman.
Story 2:
Jiang Yutong: Boss, please take me with you. I want to play with Meimei. I want to ride on your head. Take me with you. Take me with you. Otherwise I will cry for you.
Jian Tonglan: OK, OK, OK, baby (bass sound plus drag), I'll take you. After saying this, I got goosebumps all over my body.
Jiang Yutong: Brother, what I'm saying is, don't talk like that, I'm scared.
Jian Tonglan:……
This is my first time writing, my writing is poor, please forgive me, hehe