Before my boxing match, my wife put stimulants in my water.
I failed the drug test after the match. Not only was my result voided, but I was also banned from the sport.
Meanwhile, my wife threw a lavish party to celebrate her male best friend winning the title.
Later, shunned by everyone and unable to bear the humiliation, I drove off in a daze and crashed. I called my wife for help, only to hear her mutter angrily:
"Will you ever stop? Can you quit making a fuss over nothing?"
