By a stroke of misfortune that turns out to be a blessing, I enter the Upper Realm to cultivate.
Fortune finally turns, and hardship gives way to excitement.
In this world of cultivation,
there are demons who love beauty,
and monsters that make your skin crawl.
There are dogs that rip out guts,
and foolish Bajie.
The goddess is breathtakingly beautiful,
and her fans are adorably silly.
A little rabbit
rides a tiger to patrol the mountain stronghold.
A gentle girl
tramples armies beneath her feet.
The master shows his care,
the master's wife dotes on me,
the Heavenly Emperor rewards my achievements,
and the Matchmaker grants me a fated love.
Here is a life that leads to glory,
a world full of wonder.
