Zhao Yiji has leased more than ten mu of land at the foot of a mountain, where he grows grain and vegetables.
A space-time portal connects countless worlds. Qin Shi Huang, Zhao Zheng; the Chongzhen Emperor of Ming, Zhu Youjian; and Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms all cross a thousand years to arrive!
High-yield potatoes, sweet potatoes, hybrid rice, refined salt, papermaking, movable-type printing, repeating rifles, cannons…
The three visitors are utterly astonished. Thinking they have arrived in a celestial realm and that Zhao Yiji is an immortal, they seize this once-in-a-thousand-years opportunity to seek advice on ruling their countries!
The Chongzhen Emperor of Ming weeps bitterly: “Immortal Master, the Manchus threaten us from without, while Li Zicheng rebels within. Please save me, save my Ming dynasty!!!”
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Qin Dynasty
“Little Zhao, what should we do about the remnants of the Six States?”
“Easy! Set a modest goal: first, kill 600,000 noble ministers and their followers. Then the realm will be at peace!”
The First Emperor’s expression changes. This is even more ruthless than I am!
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“Now that the realm is settled, the Confucian scholars are arrogant and stirring up public opinion. How should we deal with them?”
“Simple! Burn the books and bury the scholars, and unify people’s thinking! Then those who wield their pens will be terrified and meekly obey!”
“Hiss…”
Old Zhao is horrified. Little Zhao is so vicious, even I can’t match him!
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“Little Zhao, the barbarians of a hundred states fear our might but feel no gratitude. They’re fickle and have been a great threat since ancient times. What should we do about them??”
“That’s easy! Those who aren’t of our kind must have different hearts! For now, they submit out of fear and pretend to be friendly, but they’re only waiting for a chance to bring chaos and destroy Huaxia. I have a plan to bring lasting peace to the realm!”
“What plan?”
“Wipe them all out!!”
“Leave not a single one alive!!!”
“Hiss… hissss…!”
The First Emperor’s heart pounds
“Quick, quick, quick!!”
“Send the Immortal Master a few hundred beauties to help him calm down!!”
It makes me laugh so much. Zulong is so cute.