I Don't Want a Guy Best Friend, I Only Want You

I broke my leg while helping my girlfriend's parents move.

Before the surgery, I called my girlfriend.

She called me useless, saying I couldn't even move house without breaking a leg.

I begged her to come stay with me.

She said her childhood friend had just gone through a breakup and was heartbroken, so he needed comforting more.

She even said, "It's just a minor operation. Why are you being so dramatic?"

I said, "Fine."