The Billion-Dollar Bride and Her Not-So-Genius Balls

My dad is a domineering CEO, my mom is his pampered, ridiculously expensive little wife, and I'm the legendary genius baby.

My mom diligently slept with the CEO and ran off, taking me to live in an urban village where rent was six hundred yuan a month.

Five years later, she looked at me with tears of joy.

"Baby, baby, you can finally make money trading stocks and support Mommy!"

My eyes filled with tears. "I'm so sorry, Mommy-chan. Watashi can't do it, waaah!"