Cataloging Every Genshin Impact Monster: The Thunder God Shocks the World

On Blue Star, Bai Chen obtains a Review System that lets him send edited videos to Teyvat and reveal them to everyone.

After watching countless reviews of Genshin Impact characters, iconic scenes, and tearjerkers, Bai Chen decides to do something different: review every monster in Genshin Impact, showing the people of all seven nations where Teyvat's monsters come from and how powerful they are.

From the start, he reviews Mondstadt's monsters: Slimes, Hilichurls, Ruin Guards, the Wolf of the North...

Lumine: “So Teyvat has this many monsters! I hope I don't run into any on my travels...”

Paimon: “Slimes are delicious when you cook them!”

Amber: “So the Hilichurls were people of Khaenri'ah transformed by magic. I've killed so many Hilichurls before. I'm sorry. I'm guilty...”

Diluc: “Ruin Guards were war machines invented by Khaenri'ah? It's hard to imagine that a nation with such advanced technology could have disappeared...”

Jean: “Andrius gave up the position of Anemo Archon and merged his body with the land to protect Mondstadt's people. We, the people of Mondstadt, knew nothing of this. It is truly shameful...”

When he gets to Liyue, Bai Chen reviews the Treasure Hoarders and Geovishaps, and even Tartaglia.

Ningguang: “So you were the one scheming behind everything in Liyue, Tartaglia! I hereby order a nationwide manhunt for Tartaglia!”

Tartaglia: “Huh? That's a wrongful accusation! You're hunting me before I've even done anything!”

As the monsters of the seven nations are reviewed one by one, Bai Chen even reveals the Knave, the Balladeer's Shouki no Kami, and the Raiden Shogun's puppet, along with future plot developments. All of Teyvat is left stunned.