Huh? Prince, Why Are You So Doting?

My scumbag father despises me and sends me to the countryside? I’ll secretly work hard, build my own power, then return to the capital and watch you make a fool of yourself.

My stepmother plots against me behind my back? I’ll shave your head clean!

Wait, the vegetarian, prayer-loving grandmother who favors boys has a life on her hands?

You think I’m just a delicate young lady? Then I’ll master ancient divine arts and amaze everyone.

You look down on me? How about being a princess? Or a princess of the empire?

You mock me for having no powerful connections? Is one of the six great leaders of the martial world enough for you?

My Martial Emperor father throws a grand banquet and invites the whole world to celebrate my return to the palace.

My eldest brother says, “If you want it, I’ll give up the crown prince position. You could even become empress one day.”

My aloof and proud second brother follows me around like a shadow all day.

My lovesick, scheming younger brother nearly tries to kill me, then turns into my biggest fan.

After being reborn in the womb, I run into the ironclad best friend who died with me? She’s become a crazed beauty. Oh, wait, she was always crazy.

That legendary prince is utterly devoted to me, with eyes and heart for no one else.

You’re crying? My heart aches.

You’re tired? Then sleep. I’m here.

You want to kill someone? Go ahead. I’ll cover for you.

You poisoned me? Perfect, now I can cuddle up to my wife.

You dare lay a hand on her? I’ll destroy your country.

She kills, he sets fires. Together, they’ll wipe you all out.

Husband and wife, united and moving forward together: where can the mastermind behind them run?

The fed-up onlooker says, “Look what you’ve done, spoiling her rotten. She’s completely out of control!”

He replies coolly, “What? Got a problem with it? Then go die.”