This Chubby Kid Is Actually a Demonic Cultivator?

[No System + Decisive and ruthless + Invincible at the same level + Slays enemies above his level + Slow burn + Lighthearted]

What respectable cultivator eats immortal pills, practices divine arts, or uses divine weapons?

A pill with deadly poison in it: isn’t that delicious?

A technique that shatters your meridians: doesn’t that make you invincible?

A demonic weapon that devours its wielder’s flesh: isn’t that wonderful?

Huh? This pill is poisonous? Let me try it! Cultivation level increased.

What? Practicing this technique can let me dominate everyone, but I’ll have to endure the pain of severed meridians every moment? Let me give it a try! Cultivation level increased.

Seriously? This magic weapon devours its wielder’s flesh and absorbs their spiritual energy? Let me play with it! Cultivation level increased.

“I wanted to poison that bastard to death with a poison pill. How come he’s still alive, and getting stronger by the minute?”

“Exactly! To teach him how cruel the world can be, I specially gave him a cultivation manual that makes you explode after practicing it. Who could’ve guessed the kid would become invincible?”

“This demonic weapon is incredibly powerful, but every time it’s used, it devours its owner’s sanity. There’s no way he should be getting more comfortable using it!”

Lin Xiaopang holds a poison pill in his mouth, a self-maiming manual in his left hand, and a weapon that devours its wielder in his right. The corner of his mouth curls upward.

“Have you ever seen a badass who eats poison pills and practices demonic arts?”

“No?”

“Then you have now!”