Surviving the Apocalypse: Dead Straight Guys, Stay Away From Me

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Ye Wen was an orphan. After struggling through childhood, he finally made it to university at eighteen, but he had barely studied for two years when the apocalypse arrived. Natural disasters struck, plants and animals evolved and mutated, and most people died. Only a handful awakened abilities as they evolved, struggling to survive in the post-apocalyptic world.

Ye Wen had once had a secret crush on someone, but it went nowhere because the guy was completely straight. When the apocalypse came, Ye Wen thought that from then on they would each go their separate ways. He never expected that the supposedly straight guy would still come knocking, shamelessly tagging along after him.

So in the apocalypse, Ye Wen set off with Fang, the shameless straight guy who insisted on following him, and their companions on the road to survival. Together, they punched mutated plants, kicked mutated animals, fought monsters, leveled up, and struggled to survive the end of the world.

By the time the apocalypse finally ended, Ye Wen had not only gained several companions who had risked their lives for one another, but also fallen in love and found someone to spend the rest of his life with.

Ye Wen: (Nope.) Straight guy, stay away from me. I might scare you unconscious.

Fang Qiu: I won't pass out from being scared... I was wrong. Can we date?

Ye Wen: Oh? So I'm not your best “brother” anymore?

Fang Qiu: I'm wrong! Aaaah! (Honey, I was wrong! Wahhh!)

(Fang Qiu was too chicken to call Ye Wen “honey” out loud before he started pursuing him, so he only dared call him that in his head. Laugh at him.)