National Fate Game: I Contract a Toilet from the Start

Irreverent national competition, comedy

Wang Yang was picked to compete in the National Destiny game with no warning.

Still dizzy from drinking, he hid in the outhouse and threw up.

By sheer accident, he made the outhouse his starting structure.

“Oh no!

A nightmare from the start.

Am I supposed to summon a Poop Slime with this thing?”

“We really chose this guy to compete? Great Zheng is doomed!”

The crowd buzzed with speculation.

But unexpectedly, there was still hope.

It turned out to be a special structure.

"Zero-Gravity Outhouse"

Each successful use grants 1 Strength.

!!!

Is this outhouse for real?

Whatever, time to get to work!

Red banners fluttered across the city:

"Want to get strong? Eat more dog food, use the toilet often, and lean on the wall!"

"How will you know you can’t squeeze anything out unless you push yourself?"

"Pee is like a sponge. Give it a squeeze and there’s always more."

Viewers: “No, seriously, man.

Why is your territory so absurd?”