Come on, old man! You're going this big from the start? Can I just quit?
You want me to lead Longmen back to its peak? Are you serious?
The eight elders are even insisting that this guy step up: “You'd better be able to do it, whether you think you can or not…”
“Brother Tian, want me to have someone level this place?”
“Brother Tian, want me to find you a couple of foreign babes?”
“Brother Tian, want me to, ”
“Shut up. Let me finish taking a dump first.”
This novel is packed with satisfying moments, starting with a high-stakes game, face-slapping, and a goofy protagonist who wins over every faction…
Not bad, quite funny, not boring.