No, old man! Is it so big at the beginning? Can I stop playing?
Let me lead Longmen back to the top! That's right!
The eight elders even urged this guy, if you can't do it, you have to do it for me...
Brother Tian, do you want me to have this place razed to the ground?
Brother Tian, do you want me to get you two foreign girls to try?
Brother Tian, do you want it?
Shut up, wait until I finish shitting
The whole text is full of exciting points. The beginning is a high-end game + pretending to be X to slap in the face + teasing the B protagonist to conquer all forces...
Not bad, quite funny, not boring.