System! I Really Just Want to Study Humanity

"Come on, don't be scared. I'm only taking one vial."

"Why are you hiding? This isn't real life. What are you afraid of?"

"Could you help me out, big brother really needs your body... I mean, your hair!"

On the forums, in the game, and in real life, people were constantly lodging complaints.

"Did the developers ever consider the consequences of making the NPCs this terrifying?!"

"Why give some random extra so much screen time? He looks like a total creep."

"Why does the pain from the game still feel so real in real life? Am I imagining things?"

The developers: ??? What? But why can't we find any data on him? Where did he come from???