I Was the Heavenly Dao for Two Minutes, Then Banished to the Mortal Realm

[GB + Two Powerful Leads (Strong Male Lead, Even Stronger Female Lead) + A Touch of Ensemble Cast + Beloved by All, Yet Hated by All]

She becomes the Heavenly Dao for two minutes, then is banished to the mortal realm and reborn.

Tong Jinxii calls herself the most pitiful Heavenly Dao (x).

She had accepted a life sentence with resignation, but when she opened her eyes, hey, they’d actually sent her back!

What a deal!

Entering the mortal world in the body of the Heavenly Dao, she plans to keep a low profile~

Who knew she’d take it too far and end up with a reputation as a good-for-nothing?

Everyone who hears of Tong Jinxii says the same thing: “Useless. But her luck and her background are both outrageous.”

*

Starting her life over, she decides to mend her ways and become a good person.

Then she runs into Ke Mengnan.

The two crafty schemers hit it off. They put on their masks and, from then on, care about nobody but themselves, tricking countless people and becoming the notorious duo of the secret realm, hated by both humans and dogs.

*

The end of tricking people is getting tricked by your teammate.

Ke Mengnan swears he’ll expose Tong Jinxii’s innocent little white-flower act: she takes three steps and sheds three tears.

The end of tricking people is getting tricked by your teammate.

As it happens, Tong Jinxii thinks the same way.

So in the end, her secret identity stays hidden, while Ke Mengnan becomes the fall guy instead.

Including, but not limited to:

Her profound cultivation is exposed? It’s the effect of a pill invented by my genius second senior brother;

She casually tosses out an ancient talisman? Of course my second senior brother drew it;

Ke Mengnan: “My junior sister’s talented all on her own. I’m just the one taking the blame.”

Tong Jinxii, universally agreed to be a slacker: “Aww!”

Everyone declares emphatically: “We don’t believe you!”

*

Then her Heavenly Dao secret identity is exposed.

The people who had called her useless now...

Make statues, burn incense, and offer sacrifices without missing a beat. How wonderful!

They only ask that Heavenly Dao Daddy bestow a little of his luck upon them!

Tong Jinxii: “I still prefer how rebellious you were before.”