Late Ming: The Man Drafting the Surrender Is Sent to Plant Potatoes

After the Manchus invaded the pass in force at the end of the Ming dynasty, Han traitors across the land were busy at home drafting surrender petitions, hoping to secure official posts under the new regime.

Then someone came to report to Fan Wencheng, Wu Sangui, and the other traitors: “Sirs, someone has made kneeling statues of you. Old people, children, and ordinary folk are lining up to kick them, and some people are...”

“Some people are doing what?” the veteran traitor Fan Wencheng demanded angrily.

“Some people are relieving themselves on your likenesses in public...” his subordinate murmured.

“AAAAH!!!” The traitors exploded with rage on the spot!

“Quick, ask Prince Rui, Dorgon, to send in the troops!”