Diao Chan: Does It Hurt, Young Master? Your Face Is All Swollen!

My name is Zhang Wei, and I’ve been in the Eastern Han Dynasty for three months.

By chance, I discovered that I’d awakened a System…

I’m sure it won’t be long before I get promoted and a raise,

become a great general, rank among the Three Excellencies, and marry a beautiful, rich woman.

From then on, I’ll reach the pinnacle of life.

Hehe! Just thinking about it gets me a little excited.

“System cannot identify target…”

“Damn you! My face is stinging from the slap, and you can’t even identify me?”

Diao Chan: “Young master, why is your face swollen?”

Wang Yun: “Guards! Drag this lying little brat out!”