After Being Cut, I Became an Olympic Champion

The day before the finals, my opponent had his girlfriend keep me company for a wild night.

The next day, my legs were weak and I was out of shape, so I lost the match.

While I was down in the dumps, an NBA head coach discovered me and signed me for a year for $300 million.

At a crucial moment in the NBA Finals, the coach promised me American citizenship and a billion dollars.

But I had to throw the finals. I refused, so he kicked me off the team...