I'm a table tennis player.
I'm also a legendary competitor with a one-hundred-percent win rate in international matches.
Because I'm so ridiculously good, I'm constantly entered in multiple events. Competing in five matches a day is perfectly normal for me.
But one day, a singer invited me to join their show. At the time, the singer's stage was being defended at the border by only a fifty-something-year-old woman, and it looked like it was about to fall.
Fueled by my patriotism as an athlete, I took the job on the eve of the Olympics. I trained hard while appearing on the show, and somehow ended up winning the championship.
What the audience doesn't know is that I've bonded with a System that never loses international matches.
