Word has it that the aloof Buddha-like lord of the capital has a wife, and she's a country girl.
"Darling, they say you're a country girl and that you aren't worthy of me."
Lin Miaomiao smiled and pulled out a whole pile of certificates. "Go on, prove them wrong."
Later, all sorts of identities came to light: the world's number one assassin, codenamed Rose; the chairman behind the scenes of X Group; the underground boxing champion...
"Young Master, Capital First University wants Madam to be a professor!"
Chu Xingchen waved a hand. "Turn them down. My wife doesn't know anything."
"Young Master, Madam smashed up the Wansheng Restaurant."
"Impossible. My wife is so delicate, she couldn't do that."
Assistant Bai was beside himself. "Young Master, all the various factions want you to return their bosses, and the young masters of the reclusive Lin family want you to give their sister back!"
Chu Xingchen smiled. "They can keep dreaming."
"Also, Young Master, the girl who saved you all those years ago was Madam."
Chu Xingchen found Lin Miaomiao trying to escape. "Madam, what other identities do you have? Tell me all of them."
Lin Miaomiao blinked at him, sensing danger. "I think, maybe, probably none...?"
Chu Xingchen smiled. "Madam, let's have a little talk."
Feeling his bad intentions, Lin Miaomiao's heart skipped a beat. It was over. She'd taken her teasing too far.
Looking at the sleeping Lin Miaomiao, he kissed her forehead. "Thank you, darling. It was you all along. The one I could never forget was you."