Quick Transmigration: The Short-Tempered Snake's Guide to Winning Over the Crybaby Heroine

Liu Lingyun is a thousand-year-old snake demon, and a snake who loves money. She joined the Quick Transmigration Bureau for the money, and became a working snake for the sake of pretty clothes...

This time, her useless little System said it had a big job for her.

System: “Snake, this mission pays a whole lot. Complete it and you’ll get ten billion! You can buy all the pretty clothes you want. There’s just one thing: this mission is different from the others...”

“Enough talk! I’m in, I’m in!” The snake eagerly leaped through the mission portal.

System: ...I wasn’t finished. Don’t come crying to me later.

Only afterward did she learn that she’d have to lower her head to comfort people, wipe away their tears, take care of them when they got sick, cook for them, feed them, and protect useless humans...

She became an irritable snake: “I can’t cook... I’m far too noble for that.”

World One: The irritable snake is forced to become the unattainable first love of a crybaby ballet dancer.

The snake gets pinned against the wall, watching the woman before her sob so hard that her face is streaked with tears.

“I have nothing left.”

“Everything changed when you came back.”

“No one will ever love me.”

This feels so familiar... Who could it be?

Without thinking, she reaches out to caress the woman’s face and kisses away her tears. The woman stops crying. “You kissed me...” Then she bolts like a startled rabbit.

World Two: The irritable snake is forced to become a painter for a crybaby, aloof and haughty movie queen.

Snake: “A painter? The kind who smashes canvases to pieces?!”

World Three: The irritable snake is forced to become a student again, alongside a crybaby beauty as lofty as a mountain peak who suffers from skin hunger.

Snake: “I’ve lived for thousands of years and still have to study this rubbish. Then I go home and get smothered in clingy hugs. Humans are such a nuisance.” Both are each other’s only partner, and the love interest is the same in every world.