You say your talent is unparalleled, and that you’re a born saint of the future? Truly terrifying! But wait a moment. Let me first shave away some of your fortune and rewrite your fate. Then we can have a fair fight.
You say your Dao heart is flawless, pure and unblemished? ...There, now your Dao heart has a flaw. I’ve grafted onto you the tangled love and hate of Tian Erniang from the village entrance. You’re destined to suffer a tribulation together.
Brother, though we’re sworn enemies, when will the cycle of vengeance ever end? ...Don’t move. There, I’ve erased the entanglement between us. Now I’ve given you a much simpler enemy instead…
Just then, a certain saint meditating far away in a sacred land sneezed.
