[No angst from beginning to end + King of Playing It Safe + Lighthearted + Not a Power Fantasy + Immortality]
Lu Yun, a modern man, transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation. The System that brought him here grants him immortality and the ability to repair incomplete cultivation techniques.
But the System forgot that he was just an ordinary person. Asking an ordinary man to find incomplete techniques that even cultivators rarely come across, isn't that asking a bit much of poor Hu Fei?
Left with no choice,
the System could only make it up to him by giving him a spirit beast puppy.
????
Who gives a puppy as compensation?
And so,
Lu Yun spent two and a half years living as an ordinary mortal.
Then, by a twist of fate, Lu Yun obtained his first cultivation technique, the Reverse Life Threefold from the Sanyi Sect of another world!
From that moment on,
Lu Yun embarked on his own path to becoming the ultimate cultivator who always played it safe!
Along the way, he encountered the warmth and cruelty of mortal relationships, as well as the merciless slaughter between immortal cultivators.
Of course,
what Lu Yun liked and excelled at most was swindling, conning, tricking, cheating, and getting things for free!
Who knows how many years later,
whenever the beings of the Myriad Worlds saw that figure in white, they knew at once that the celebrated righteous hero, who punished evil, championed justice, and fought for his country and its people, had arrived!
Lu Yun: “Fellow cultivators, our enemies are too powerful! Hurry and enter my Human Emperor Banner to lend me a hand!”
Everyone: “Hey, could you at least cover up the black smoke coming from your Human Emperor Banner before you say that?”
It feels so familiar, here you have one person and one dog, there you have one person and one cow...
How does one person and one dog look so similar to that one person and one cow?