I’m a Full-Time Healer, So It’s Only Natural I Lead My Sect to Victory

[System + everyone's darling + goofy comedy + cannon fodder + rat race + no romance] Lu Miaosheng transmigrates into a cultivation power fantasy as a cannon-fodder supporting female character, and gets bound to a nanny System. She's done for. Why do other people get all kinds of golden fingers when they transmigrate into a book, while she gets stuck as a maid who cooks and cleans? In the original story, the heroine is ridiculously lucky while bad luck dogs Lu Miaosheng. The heroine trips and finds a treasure, while Lu trips and breaks her arms and legs. The heroine attains the Dao and ascends to immortality, while Lu dies because she can't get treatment. Staying alive comes first! Lu Miaosheng sneaks and bluffs her way into Lingzhi Sect, a remote backwater, and volunteers for the logistics team. Her fellow disciples are all gaunt and haggard. She hefts a huge ladle. “Get in line and take a number... Come on, who's next!” To revive the sect, she helps her senior brothers and sisters set off in new career directions. The eldest senior sister, who loves money more than life, becomes an outsourced debt collector with a perfect record. The second senior brother, who dreams of placing first in the imperial exams, embarks on a long career writing explicit online fiction and takes the top spot in the literary world. The dark-skinned, burly third senior brother, despite his social-anxiety bug, makes a name for himself in spirit beast farming. The upright and honorable Senior Brother Feng founds the Red Star Church, with followers all over the world. Senior Brother Xu, a human-shaped gluttonous beast, pioneers food-streaming in the cultivation world, earning 2.08 million a day. Senior Sister Xu, a veteran mistress of the art of tea, goes undercover in major sects, making a career out of breaking up the heroine's ill-fated romances. The handsome monk Senior Brother Wudan is too timid to act, so she puts him in the shop as a human signboard. He's a huge hit and tops the sales charts every month. … When the heroine brings her people to provoke them, she stares in shock at Lingzhi Sect, where the spiritual energy is so thick it stings. “You call this a rundown sect?” Cultivators from all walks of life surround the mountain gate and shout, “We need care too!”