What?! My work is dull as dishwater, with no flavor, and impossible to keep reading?! Fine, I’m done writing. I’m going to play games! Wait, wait!! How come… how come everyone in the game looks so lifelike?! How can the sounds of their battles be so real?! I… I was so thoroughly roasted by my only readers that my soul left my body, and I wound up in the game’s parallel world?! And… and I’m flirting back and forth with several guys in our everyday lives, while getting paid to learn how to fall in love?!
