[System + comedy + lighthearted + System + disciple-focused + summoning + exchange + scheming + vengeful + play the pig to eat the tiger + face-slapping + wild imagination]
Li Miao, a new recruit instructor from Huaguo, is swept into another world while fighting a flood. Relying on the Master Mentor System, he takes in disciples, subdues demon beasts, kills powerful enemies, and dominates all realms.
He only wants to raise invincible disciples, so that whenever he steps out and raises his arms, countless disciples will be at his back.
Beat the young ones, and the old ones show up. If the old ones aren't enough, even older ones come along.
What? You say we have no honor in the martial world? Give me a break. My word is honor, and my sect is the martial world.
I'm the ancestor of this sect, and you're going to lecture me about honor in the martial world?
My first disciple is the Blade Saint, my second is the Drunken Immortal Maiden, and my third is…
As for me, I carry a 98K and wear a turtle shell. Anyone who comes at me gets shot. What can you do about it?
Step right up, don't miss out!
Beer, soft drinks, mineral water, peanuts, sunflower seeds, eight-treasure porridge!
I've got everything you want here. Just make me happy, heh heh heh.
“Master, my wife is in unbearable pain. She's about to die.”
“It's fine. I have a disciple who's a renowned surgeon. I'll summon her right away.”
“Master, it's only appendicitis. Just make one cut and it'll be fine.”
“Master, the army has surrounded the city for a hundred days. How should I break the deadlock?”
“It's fine. I have a disciple who's undefeated in a hundred battles. I'll summon him.”
“Junior brother, to break this deadlock, just stage an Empty City Stratagem.”
“Master…”
“It's fine. I have a disciple…”
“Hey, Wan'er, why are you drinking again?”
“It's fine. I have a disciple…”
“Hey, Fengwu, why are you fainting at the sight of blood again? If you keep this up, how am I supposed to go out and boast about you?”
