[System + Funny + Relaxation + System + Disciple Stream + Summoning Stream + Exchange Stream + Black Belly + Must-Revenge + Pretend to be a Pig and Eat a Tiger + Slap in the Face + Open Your Mind
Li Miao, a recruit instructor from China, was exiled to another world due to fighting against the flood. He relied on the famous teacher system to recruit disciples, subjugate monsters, kill powerful enemies, and dominate all realms.
Just to train his disciples to be invincible, he went out and cheered, and there were countless disciples behind him.
I beat the young ones and the old ones. The old ones are not good, there are even older ones.
What? Are you saying that we have no moral integrity? Just kidding, my words are moral and my sect is the world.
I am the ancestor of the sect. You talk to me about the morality of the world?
My eldest disciple is Sword Saint, my second disciple is Drunkard Fairy, and my third disciple is...
And I, holding 98K in my hand and carrying a tortoise shell, are falling apart one after another. What can you do to me?
If you pass by, don't miss it.
Beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds and eight-treasure porridge.
Whatever you want, I have it here, as long as it makes me happy, hehehe
...
"Master, my wife is in unbearable pain and is about to die."
"It's okay. I have a disciple who is known as the master of surgery. I will call her here right away."
"Master, it's just appendicitis. Just cut it off and it will be cured."
...
"Master, the army has been besieging the city for a hundred days, how should I break the situation?"
"It's okay. I have a disciple who is victorious in every battle. I will call him here as my master."
"Junior brother, if you want to break this situation, just use the empty city strategy."
...
"Master..."
"It's okay, I have disciples..."
"Hey, Wan'er, why are you drinking again?"
...
"It's okay, I have disciples"
"Hey, Feng Wu, why are you fainting with blood again? If you continue to do this, how can you repay your name when you go out to serve as a master?"
