Go Crazy, Go Crazy, I’ll Go Crazy Too

She’s gone crazy!

When faced with scumbags, she looks at them with disdain. “You must think you’re something special, but I really can’t stand you! I don’t talk to parasites.”

When insulted, she smiles and replies, “That’s right, I’m sick. Mentally ill, in fact, and I’ve spent every day tending to you lunatics! But I’m cured now.”

She stops holding back with sleazy men. “The only reason I don’t curse you is because I’m too lazy to open my mouth. Get your wandering eye under control before you give yourself AIDS.”

After years of effort, her childhood sweetheart finally marries her, only to get drunk in another woman’s arms.

Her mother-in-law smiles with a knife behind her words: “Be good, or there are plenty of people who can take your place.”

Her sister-in-law gets carried away with her smugness: “Stop making trouble. Give it a rest.”

Her parents want nothing to do with her: “What kind of woman gets divorced?”

Her best friend takes pleasure in her misery: “What man doesn’t fool around? Just get over it!”

Her heart turns to ash. She stands by the Yangtze River and closes her eyes in despair.

Fate is a ridiculous farce! She was once the model girl in everyone’s eyes: bright, well-mannered, kindhearted, always putting herself last and thinking of others.

Yet not a single person truly understood or loved her…

“Ding-dong! The Crazy System is now online. Host, don’t jump into the river just yet. Your life hasn’t even begun!” The System’s announcement is astonishing.

A playful smile lifts her lips, and a mischievous glint flashes in her eyes. “What? Then I’ll play along and see where this crazy life takes me!”

Huh? Once she goes crazy, the world gives her everything she wants.

A new beginning,