The Goofy Sword Cultivator and the Scheming Buddhist Monk

Warning!!! This is not about saving the world! No grand, world-spanning epic here! It’s just a simple romance alongside cultivation! If that’s not your thing, please quietly move on. No personal attacks, okay? Thanks, everyone!

Boisterous, ostrich-headed, husky-like, goofy sword cultivator (bottom) × aloof, abstinent, scheming Buddhist beauty (top)

This is the daily life of a cluelessly straightforward sword cultivator and a sly, secretly passionate Buddhist monk. I thought of you as a brother, but you wanted to be my Dao companion.

Ten Thousand Swords Sect: “Our senior brother really lives up to his reputation as the sect’s top disciple. He swept away the First Buddha of the Nine Provinces from the neighboring sect. He’s a role model for us all!”

Pure Lotus Temple: “Where’s our aloof Buddhist monk?! Who is this gentle monk standing before us?”