I am the young daughter of the Miao King, and I don't know how to cast Gu.
Just because my mother was born of humble origins, my father wants to marry me off to the neighboring barbarian kingdom in exchange for three hundred thousand taels of gold.
He thumps his chest and promises that I definitely can't cast Gu or take anyone's life.
Three months later, the Miao King is afflicted by a strange Gu that no one can cure.
I sit beside him with my arms folded and ask:
[Father, how are you enjoying the effects of this Gu?]