[A punishment round at the end of every arc (yay)] + [No empty male lead (not really)] + [The most despicable protagonist alive]
Junpei looks at the last two 1,000-yen bills in his hand and regrets leaving A Company.
He sighs, puts the money in his pocket, and walks out of the convenience store.
"Thank you, come again. Have a safe jour..."
Vrrrrrrr... Aah! Splatter!
Junpei has barely taken a few steps from the store when a septic truck comes hurtling toward him and explodes in a spray of yellow-brown liquid.
The blast is so powerful that no one within fifty meters escapes unscathed:
A long-distance bus had been traveling alongside the septic truck. The passengers, dozing uncomfortably in their hard seats, never dreamed that they too would get their fair share. Pedestrians become historical figures, while the nearby shops are struck by the spirit of tireless endeavor. Golden armor covers the whole city. It is unquestionably the most excessive disaster in recorded history, unprecedented in the annals of history. History will call it the Yellow Shit Rebellion.
"...Huh... ow... one bag at a time..."
Junpei opens his eyes. Right in front of his face is a pair of clean, pale little feet. It seems he was lying on them just now, and someone even took a couple of bites out of him...
Junpei gets to his feet. Standing before him is a cute little white-haired elf.
"Lost child, you... don't belong in this world..."
Very fresh and delicious
Ten or even nine points good-looking (big boo)