Jiang Rui, an ordinary university graduate, died because a death official made a mistake. To make it up to her, the King of Hell sent her to be born into a general's household. Her first fifteen years were carefree and smooth sailing. Then a palace coup broke out, her father and eldest brother were framed, and her whole family was exiled. She sold herself into the Pei family in the village, where she found herself facing two older boys and two little ones.
Pei Yanli, the eldest: “Don't think you can leave with my money. You were sold into my family, so you're our slave. If you treat us badly, we'll sell you off.”
Pei Yanshu, the third: “Don't try any tricks, or when I become a great general, I'll kill you first.”
The fourth and fifth: “A-ba, a-ba.”
Jiang Rui looked at the four little dumplings, her eyes shining. Those were classic villain lines! Just watch me win you over. They're only kids, after all.
Half a month later, a child dressed in fine silk stood outside the door. “They said I'm a child of this family.”
All right, I hadn't even won over the first ones yet, and now there's another.