Green Bamboo in the Seventh Month

I’m Liu Huo, a mediocre young man who graduated from high school and still mooches off his parents. One day, by accident, I dug up a tomb belonging to a woman named Si behind the bamboo grove by my family’s old mud-brick house. Inside, I found an ancient, dark green sword surrounded by golden phoenix-flower patterns. Ever since, I’ve become a feng shui master who can treat baleful energy, assess burial sites, and help people deal with matters of yin and yang. The villagers have even taken to calling me Master Liu.