Cultivation Simulator, but Why Am I a Sword?

I transmigrated to the cultivation world, but how did I end up as a beat-up little sword?

How is this supposed to work?

Just then, the Immortal Cultivation Simulation System activated!

Zhuang En said, “Cultivation? Why would I need that?”

In his heart, Aier silently lamented, “Waaah! You don’t need to cultivate, but what about me?”

Where have you put me!!!