Reverse Cultivation: Can I Raise My Cultivation by Seeking Death?

【Subverting tropes + playing weak while secretly strong + invincible + hilarious + wild imagination】 Lu Xiu had a strange ability: whenever he seriously cultivated or took miraculous pills that boosted his cultivation, his cultivation would plummet, sometimes leaving him a cripple. Lu Xiu had another strange ability: whenever he did things that harmed his health or damaged his foundation, his cultivation would skyrocket, sometimes granting him all kinds of sacred physiques! And so Lu Xiu embarked on a cultivation path unlike anything before or since, full of swagger and face-slapping! A demonic powerhouse: “My Ghost Soul Palm is second to none! Anyone it touches turns to bones. Who wants to give it a try?” Lu Xiu: “Hey! A walking power bank? Come on, slap me and see what happens.” A pill-making grandmaster: “This poison pill of mine can kill an immortal! Who dares try it?” Lu Xiu: “Crunchy little candy beans. Nothing special except they're a bit bitter.” A genius sword cultivator: “I can swing my sword six hundred times in a second! Anyone dare take me on?” Lu Xiu: “I've been drinking too much Didiwei lately and feeling a bit overheated. You can give me a nice scrape-down massage.” Years later, atop the highest mountain in the immortal realm, Lu Xiu held Didiwei in his left hand and Bai Cao Ku in his right. He drank them both down, then sighed: “It's so lonely being invincible~”