[Lighthearted, hilarious, multiple heroines, chuunibyou, swordplay, System]
Fine, fine! I had perfectly good soft rice to eat, but I went off to cultivate immortality instead.
Su Fan lost a bowl of plump, tender thighs... ahem, soft rice, and was forcibly transmigrated to a cultivation world, where he randomly activated the Peerless Top-Tier Star System.
System, what the heck? You’re trying to turn me into everyone else’s dream older brother, aren’t you?
Su Fan: “Wait... System, I just want to know how you become a top-tier star in a cultivation world?”
System: “Don’t worry. You have me.”
Su Fan: “Uh, why don’t you take a look at the stuff you gave me before saying that? Junior Sister’s toy, rechargeable edition? Six-Flavor Imperial Pill? Ultraman Tiga transformation device?
“And from the start, I have to outwit my scheming junior sister?
“Make my curvy senior sister wear ripped stockings?
“...
“There’s plenty more, but I’m too embarrassed to say it out loud. Come on, what’s a pure and innocent young man like me supposed to do with all this?”
Several years later.
Whenever Su Fan steps outside, the peerless top-tier star he has become is chased by a crowd of stunning female emperors in all kinds of uniforms.
Su Fan is deeply troubled by this.
After all, at the beginning, all he really wanted was a nice bowl of soft rice!!!