So Many Handsome Men, Never Enough Love to Give

[A lighthearted daily-life story. The heroine lies flat from birth and wants no career, only romance. This is purely the author letting loose and going a little crazy.] An Beiyu transmigrates into the body of a promiscuous, dissolute young princess in a trashy novel, in a female-dominant world where multiple husbands are mandatory. Good grief! It's like a mouse finding its way into a granary. She rubs her hands together and sets off to tour the country, pick handsome men, and choose her royal consorts. Thinking about all the money and men she'll have in this life, she goes delirious with joy! (Bang, bang, crash! She breaks into a disco dance on the spot.) The original heroine is a monster who seizes handsome men by force, and every one of them wants her dead. An Beiyu, reborn from infancy, makes her first order of business a complete rebrand. Her male consort, eyes red, says with a pitiful look, “My princess, I don't care about a title. I only want to be with you.” The famous courtesan clings to her leg and begs, “I don't ask you to buy my freedom and stay with me day and night. I only hope you'll come and show me some affection once a month.” Every morning, the young man who sells tofu deliberately walks past her mansion with his shoulder pole, just for a chance to run into her. Even her cold and arrogant imperial cousin, a prince, gives up the throne and insists on staying at her home… She secretly overhears the male leads, who once wanted her dead, kneeling before Buddha and praying with all their hearts: “May our wife live to a hundred, and may we love each other until our hair turns white.” An Beiyu thinks to herself: This plot has gone so far off the rails. Is this really okay? Whatever. I'll marry them all, every last one! The most important thing is to have lots of children! But then the author's own mother appears with a pen and yells at her: “You've wrecked the characters and the plot! Don't take things so far!” Now things are getting lively!