My Half-Immortal Grandpa Has Returned from the Immortal Realm

You may not believe me, but I really am a law-abiding citizen.

When I first transmigrated, all I wanted was to earn a little money, enough to at least eat my fill. So I went back to my old line of work, telling fortunes for pocket change. I was just a little too accurate, and that caught the attention of the extraterrestrial demon.

What? How did I deal with it?

I just ate the extraterrestrial demon.

Really! I really am a law-abiding citizen.

“Zhang San, the lawless villain! Today is the day you die!” the righteous cultivators declared righteously!

“Watch out for his Ten Thousand Souls Banner! It contains everyone from my sect, young and old! Unforgivable!” the demonic cultivators cried, seeking revenge for their sect.

“Oh no! He’s smirking! Tear his mouth apart, now!” the extraterrestrial demons trembled in fear.

“You really are something! I admit defeat.” The heart demon was thoroughly convinced.

“Grandpa, are you sure you’re following the righteous path?”

Chen Changqing said, “Just look at how cool my Human Emperor Banner is! And I even developed fake spiritual roots for people who don’t have spiritual roots. How is any of that not righteous?”